What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 11:50
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
How do you get a girl to like you?
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.